Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
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Greetings. I am a traveling mercenary. If you need any-pony taken care of, I can handle it.
My rates start at 200 bits for a kill, +50 for each additional kill. If I have to deal with heavy security, I may add 25 bits to the price. If you want me to bring you some-pony alive, that's an additional 15 bits. Under certain circumstances, I will change the price, depending on the target (Killing Princess Celestia would cost a lot more than killing an insignificant background pony). If you want me to eliminate the target a certain way, that's an extra 10 bits. Any job, big or small, I can handle, with the right incentive, that is.
I also deal in black market goods. If you have any specific things you want to get your hooves on, I can do it, for the right price, of course.
My rates start at 200 bits for a kill, +50 for each additional kill. If I have to deal with heavy security, I may add 25 bits to the price. If you want me to bring you some-pony alive, that's an additional 15 bits. Under certain circumstances, I will change the price, depending on the target (Killing Princess Celestia would cost a lot more than killing an insignificant background pony). If you want me to eliminate the target a certain way, that's an extra 10 bits. Any job, big or small, I can handle, with the right incentive, that is.
I also deal in black market goods. If you have any specific things you want to get your hooves on, I can do it, for the right price, of course.
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